Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Hello Quest Givers

Look at your gnome. Now back to the Warrior With No Name. Now back to your gnome. Now back to the Warrior With No Name. Sadly, your gnome isn't the Warrior With No Name. But if he stopped equipping that generic helm with the horns and switched to one with a plume as tall as he is he could look as virile as the Warrior With No Name.

Look down. Look up. Where are you? You're in Stormwind with the gnome your gnome could look as virile as. What's in your hand? Back at the Warrior With No Name. He has it. It's a Bloodied Arcanite Reaper with notches for those two ... things ... you wanted killed. Look again. The notches are now goretusk livers! Anything is possible when your gnome looks amazingly virile.

The Warrior With No Name is on a horse.

4 comments:

Bob.T.Bear said...

Doo do de do doo!

Siobhann said...

Is he riding a horse with no name?

Skraps said...

My wife has threatened to leave me for the Old Spice Guy a number of times.

Khol Drake said...

The Old Spice guys is so manly, I'd leave myself for him.