Friday, April 24, 2015

Too Sexy Fer His Belt Buckle

Hello, beauteous ladies. (And you as well, gentlemen who are not as sexy as me.) I am Maurice, the Death Knight of Love.


Do you like my belt buckle? Are you not impressed with it's many long, curvy horns? Can you not help but admire its long, dangling danglers? Does it not feel you with awe for what magnificence must be concealed behind?


Remember, beauteous ladies, many others may wear the Ironcrusher's Collar, but they are merely hollow men, desperately seeking to hide their inadequacies. I, however, the Death Knight of Love, use it to gird my loins confidently and boldly, for it is a mere appetizer for the delicious meal yet to come.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Is Hard Works, Levelin' A Warrior


Ya gots ta eat three times yer weight in protein every day, just ta maintainify proper muscle mass.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Go Home, Nat Pagle. Yer SO Fuhggin' Drunk

So Kinnavieve were out on her raft fishin' in the garrison. Doin' her daily, mindin' her business, when ol' Nat got hisself a notion. 'Stead of sittin' on the shore, drinkin' his beer, he went an' hopped on a horse an' rode out to. No, I got no flubbernuggin' clue how he managed that, he just did.


He gave her some advice ....

.... an' then he passed out.

Next day he were over at me garrison, doin' the same dang thing. Except this time he couldn't manage the ridin' on the water so he just stayed on the bottom of the pond.

.... and then he done passed out again.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

I Guess This Means We's A Coupla Normal Buggers?

So, Blizz done announced what the starting exchange rate fer gold tokens is gonna be twenty bucks gets ya thirty thousand gold. Or, lookin' the other direction, thirty thousand gold lets ya play free fer a month. (Once the ball gets rollin' they's gonna let go an let the price drift where it wants, but that be a separate matter.)

As is always the case, there was much weepin' an' complainin' on the forums about this 30k number. Nears as I could figger, about half the glubbernuggers was sayin' "Thirty thousand gold??!? That's so stupid! Nobody never done had that much gold in the whole history of the game!" an'the other half of the blumperduggers was all "Thirty thousand gold??!? That's so stupid! Even me dog makes that much gold every time he goes outside fer ta do his bizness." I figgers this kinda means what we all play the game in our own way.

So, last night, me an' teh Tiz was talkin' about it. I says what me gold operations is goin' good an' I could prolly buy one or mebbe two of them tokens a month, save us some bucks. An' she responded "You batshit crazy orc fuhgger! Is only twenty bucks! We needs fer ta sell them so we can has more gold!"

I figgers what this means we's pretty representatifyin' of the population at large.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Possible Business Venture


Goblin Hunter Boy (by night known as Fezziwhig) done be ponderin' a ponder:

"Look at all that gronn poop. I wonder if it makes a good fertilizer? I think I'll put an herb garden there in six levels or so, and if it works well, I'm going to make a fortune bagging it and selling it!"

Tuesday, March 31, 2015